Did the force truly awaken?

December 31, 2015 Comments off

Hello all, it has been a very long time since I have posted a blog here. Over a year in fact. But that is because I have been posting my blog posts over on https://anenglishmaninkorea.wordpress.com/.

Anyway I have now seen Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens two times and I wanted to write a little review of the movie and where I see the next installments potentially going. This will evidently include spoilers so if you have not seen the movie please look away now. Also, if you haven’t seen the movie yet, what is wrong with you sir? It is the most anticipated movie of all time. Get out and try to see it! Wait, do or do not see it, there is no try!

 

I really enjoyed The Force Awakens as a whole. The anticipation was heavy, I had never been that excited for a movie since, well, potentially Star Wars episode 3 ten years previously. However at the end of the movie I realised I had a few problems with it. So I had to watch it again so that I could make my mind up about it. Experiencing the movie over a second viewing was more enjoyable than the first. It gave a better sense of the bigger picture and several questions that began as ‘why the hell did that happen?’ quickly turned into ‘oh that makes total sense’. Moving the story on from Episode 6 and to do it 30 years later was always going to be a difficult task. But J.J Abrams and his team achieved success, especially in introducing the new characters and without a doubt the movie had amazing acting in every corner of the galaxy. So let’s see what did and didn’t work in a review with a slightly different approach to many others you will find on the internet.

 

The force is strong with this one: 

The helmet acting: 

Without a doubt some of the best acting and emotion in the original star wars movies takes place when Darth Vader is watching his son being electrocuted by the Emperor. You can feel the conflict in his eyes and sense him being torn between his son and master every time he turns his head. And we can feel all that despite the fact we can not even see his face. And the force awakens certainly continues that. John Boyega’s acting within the storm trooper helmet at the beginning of the movie was fantastic, we didn’t need to see his face, we knew exactly how he was feeling and what was happening in his head. Also with Kylo Ren, you can really feel his anger and emotion within the helmet. Captain Phasma too, she was so awesome in the helmet. Everyone can agree she needs more screen time in episode 8.

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo: 

While it seems he is based partly on Jacen Solo, the original Han Solo son who turned to the dark side before being wiped out by Disney’s own Death Star weapon capable of destroying the whole extended universe, it is clear they have taken another direction with him completely. And he is the stand out villain in the movie, if not, all 7 movies. There is so much potential with him and questions to answer but for now, his raw emotion and inability to control it is so great to see on-screen. He is the emotional mess and confused young man who Anakin Skywalker should have been. I enjoy the prequels more than the average man, but even I agree that Anakin was not only wooden, but so unbelievable. You can never really believe his conflict in episode 3. Wait, so they reject you from a serious promotion and give the job of defeating the last general in the clone wars to your master, so you what? Become a child murderer and kill all your friends. Oh yes but he had a bad dream. Oh poor Anakin, kill as many children as you can then and hate the Jedi, it is the only way.

But still, enough of prequel Anakin hate, Kylo Ren is everything that was promised in the prequels. We can believe his conflict. He is conflicted between the light and the dark. Split between his powerful and legendary parents and his hopes for being as powerful as Darth Vader. I especially liked the moments when he lashed out with his saber or the force, I’m sure not even he knew what he was going to do. He is still not a Sith Lord in this movie, and it is a great change to seeing all the villains being so cold and calculative, always reserving their emotions. This time the villain is unpredictable. Even his light saber is unpredictable and bursting out/waving energy, unlike what we have seen before. Does it reflect the character or his skills not being complete?  It is also the first time we see a laser bolt stopped in mid-air, and while this was awesome, Darth Vader could easily do more than that as he evaporated the laser bolts when Han shot at him at Bespin.

But most of all, we don’t know his true motives or what he wants yet. This makes the film more exciting and fun. When Kylo Ren says to Vader’s burnt helmet, ‘I will finish what you started’, we are left wondering what he was referring to. Is he referencing Vader’s attempts to rule the galaxy or become the most powerful force user in the galaxies history which Vader could not do as Obi Wan had turned him in into more machine than man? Or is a big twist coming and he is talking about bringing balance to the force by destroying the last Sith (Snoke). If this is true it means he sacrificed his father in order to complete his mission. And it will make that death, which was one of the not so good parts of the movie into something more meaningful. Or he could just be a massive Vader fan boy. Either way, Kylo Ren is a fantastic character and I cannot wait to see more of his story unfold.

Luke Skywalker: 

At first viewing I couldn’t help thinking Luke’s story made no sense. The hero who sacrificed his life for his friends, always putting others first and now he is hiding when he could be helping. But on second viewing I realised that the movies jut wouldn’t work with Luke as the hero, everyone expects him to win. The movie premise of finding Luke works really well as it allows the new characters to grow and find their links to him in their own personal story. But the final few seconds of the movie were incredible to find Luke looking just like old Ben Kenobi in episode 4. We can see he has become so wise and powerful with the force, and that is without him even speaking one line in the movie. It also might easily explain why he is hiding in the first place. He may feel too much of a hindrance to the galaxy rather than help. He is now really powerful and if he failed in his attempt to restore the Jedi, he may feel that maybe the galaxy doesn’t need Jedi.

The dream team: 

Han and Chewie back together was great. Harrison Ford brought one of the most memorable Hollywood characters back to life in style, and it broke all hearts to see Chewbacca lose his friend. Their chemistry and Han’s wit was great.

The light saber battle: 

Many people including me asked this question at the end. How? How did she defeat Kylo Ren? Why is Kylo Ren not able to swing that weapon like the old Jedi? How did Finn last even a minute?  Well there are a few answers to that. I actually really enjoyed the final fight and had goosebumps when Rey used the force to get Luke’s light saber and the force theme played. It may have even been the stand out scene for me. It was a fight for survival and reflected the character’s build up to this point, it was not a contest to see who had the most fancy swings and turns. Still, why did Kylo Ren lose?  Well, to start with he was shot by Chewie’s bowcaster and severely injured. More importantly though, Kylo Ren does not have fantastic training with the weapon, he is good but not prequel level great. No one is good with a light saber after episode 3. The Jedi are all gone and no one is training to use a light saber daily and study its purposes and powers. This is why the fighting is so advanced in episodes 1-3, everyone has trained with them all their life. They are experts in combat, the knights of the galaxy. But by episode 4 light sabers are banned in the Empire and only one person is an exception…Vader. But he has robotic limbs and is breathing through a machine and Obi Wan is an old man so cannot fight well too. Luke was a young adult who was given a light saber and told to swing. Yes he has natural ability but would not be of the level of the Jedi temple days. We see this clearly when he defeats the Hutts on Tattooine. That is not the striking of a man who knows how to use that weapon skillfully. And it’s unlikely he even taught or knew how to teach Kylo Ren the art of using the light saber to pre-Empire levels. So Kylo Ren is not an expert with the weapon already.

Lastly, Rey’s raw abilities with the force is shocking Kylo and he beings to doubt himself in the movie. He had just gone through a traumatic event, that being the murder of his own father. To see someone with that power without knowing it and having a better claim to the light saber he wants to worship must be devastating. He is not a Sith and wasn’t an accomplished Jedi before he turned, so it is not too difficult to see him failing in this fight as everything is stacked up not in his favor.

 

I have a bad feeling about this:

Han Solo’s death: 

For me it was way too predictable. Star wars likes big moments on bridges and walkways too much to not thrown Han off of one. I knew Han or Chewie would probably die in this movie for some reason, and I wanted it to be a better reason than asking his son to come home and then being stabbed by him. I was devastated at his death and even more by the fact his body will never be recovered. I just hope it is able to serve a higher purpose in the overall story arch.

Rey and Finn’s natural abilities: 

While this is mostly with Rey it also exists with Finn too. How is she so good at being a pilot the first time around? How can she fly the Millenium Falcon better than Han Solo can when Chewbacca is with him? Even if she is connected directly to Anakin and Luke, they had experience of some piloting first and her abilities are too much too soon. Finn is a natural gunner, we do not know who his parents are yet, only that he was taken away from them. Is there a deeper story there? Why are they better at these things than trained pilots. And while Rey’s raw ability with the force was exciting, they were making her too powerful in contrast to Kylo who is aware of his own powers. Also the previous movies went far to explain that Jedi mind tricks are hard to do and take training, and some people just can’t be mind tricked. Why is it so easy for Rey to do it to Kylo Ren himself?

What are the odds: 

How do Han and Finn find Rey so easy? It was silly enough on the Death Star, but Starkiller is an ENTIRE planet. If you don’t think that is silly, they were lucky enough to find Rey straight away on a planet whereas you cannot even find your mother in the same supermarket. Moreover how did they so easily infiltrate the base and set explosives up. Just where is everybody? They make the Empire’s security look good. Why does the sanitation officer (Finn) know the weak spot to destroy Starkiller, if he does that means almost everyone on the planet would know and could potentially be a traitor. Beyond that, why is no one protecting the air space above the planet. In episode 6 they needed a code to even go near the Death Star, but on this planet you can enter if you fly low and come out of hyperspace late. This is sci-fi, they need to and should be able to detect that.

What are the odds the one character Han Solo flies to for advice happens to have Luke’s saber. Why does she even have it?

You can’t find your friend in here? Let’s expand our search to the whole planet.

 

We’ve been here before: 

The movie went to, sometimes painful, lengths to relive episode 4. Rey and Luke both grew up on a desert planet not knowing their parents and dreaming of a life outside what they have. Someone comes into their life and changes it, that someone happens to be a droid with an important message. Then the heroes infiltrate the enemies base to save the girl who is more bad-ass than they are. Oh and that base destroys a planet, or several. All of this takes place while the main character discovers a connection to the force and the mentor character dies in front of them. Oh and the enemy base is destroyed just before the Resistance is. It was just too much effort, it felt in many places, episode 4 reborn. And this is why the characters and acting was so central to it, because without great characters it wouldn’t have worked at all as a similar story had already been told.

Premonitions you say?: 

Two big questions arise at the end of the movie. Firstly, is Rey Luke’s daughter and secondly is Supreme leader Snoke Darth Plagueis. The movie goes far to suggest Rey is his daughter, it would explain his face at the end and the reason she has a link to the light saber more than Kylo Ren does. Also this may be why R2D2 only woke up when she arrived. They even gave her a similar start in life. I think she is Luke’s daughter. We will find out in Episode 8 and people think she may be a Solo or even a Kenobi but it just makes no sense to deviate from the path they have started down. There is even another theory that Rey is like Anakin, a being created through the force itself.

Supreme leader Snoke is likely a Sith and the infamous Darth Plagueis who trained Palpatine. Is it too much to imagine he survived or tricked his apprentice into thinking he was dead? It would make it more interesting. It would damage the previous movies to think just another random Sith Lord has appeared, rather than the most powerful one in history who was probably watching and waiting for the emperor to fail the whole time. He could create life with the force, did he create Anakin? If he is not the infamous dark lord then I hope this is a big villain, someone who can be linked with the original story.

You can find this YouTube video which is really convincing.

Conclusion: 

I loved the movie. Yes it left so many questions unanswered and actually created more questions than it even attempted to answer. But we know with patience everything will be revealed to us. It is great to go back to the Star Wars galaxy and the movie was pure entertainment throughout. We need to see more of Captain Phasma and Poe Dameron, they were the coolest guys on-screen and not given enough time. And Han’s death needs to be adequately addressed, let’s not forget what they went through to save him in episode 6.

Ultimately the Force did Awaken, but that is all it did. The movie did exactly what it says in the title, started a story. Now we just need to wait and see what will happen now that the Force is awake.

 

 

 

 

Let the challenge begin!

November 30, 2014 Comments off

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An Englishman in Korea, for the year, for a career

Hello everyone, it has been a while but it’s time for my next post!

I had made it through months of applications and rose above my fears. I got on that plane (I hate planes yet alone the fear of where it was taking me), and I even survived orientation. Which to be honest I’m not sure every person did. So why am I only now writing, ‘let the challenge begin’? The real adventure didn’t begin till I started teaching, for the first time, I have never been a student teacher or had practice lessons with real Korean kids. Also the reason I am telling you about what happened three months ago is for two main reason. Firstly I can look back on it with an open mind and remember more in a balanced way. Secondly I am busier/lazier than I ever imagined. But let’s go with the first one!

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Losing myself at Orientation.

November 2, 2014 Comments off

An Englishman in Korea, for the year, for a career

So, firstly I would like to draw your attention to how stupid my first post was. It was titled survivor and barely went into details about what I have survived. Secondly this is what I survived. 8-9 days of orientation. Working with Epik we were shuttle bused straight from the airport to Daejeon. Straight into full, 8am-8pm whilst having jet lag, homesick, new food sickness. All the kinds of sickness you can think of.

That is not to say I did not appreciate the orientation, meeting so many great people and learning so much about Korea was so great. I am just saying that maybe the survival orientation week needed a survival orientation itself. And trust me, when you are struggling to handle life, spending all day every day with no days off in long lectures, being told ‘well it depends on your situation, you will hate the situation too…

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Survivor!

November 2, 2014 Comments off

My new blog, about my travels, and life.

An Englishman in Korea, for the year, for a career

HELLO FROM KOREA!!! I knew this first blog post was coming up eventually. I knew roughly when, what it would include and even some pictures I wanted to include. But I had no idea I would keep putting it off for a few months and I had idea what to name it. And Survivor seems appropriate. Also slightly better than ‘procrastinator.’ I have been in Korea for over two months now and have been teaching for that long too. I have survived the first initial train wreck weeks where nothing makes sense at all. Nothing makes any sense still, but at least now I am strangely happy with that.

First of all, I will update this blog at least once a month so I can bore you to death at least twelve times a year. And secondly, this blog will not be a ‘the truth about Korea’ blog, or a…

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History in an Hour, William Marshal

June 29, 2014 1 comment

Hi Guys, well I am very busy at the moment. Moved back home, about to start a temporary job, moving to Korea very soon (the south of course), and about to attempt camp nano (crazy), but I recently wrote an article for History in hour.

History in an hour is a fantastic idea to give people a historical education without taking too much time out of their busy lives. My article is about William Marshal which sums up for me all I love about the medieval world and was the basis for one very tough dissertation. I also have the feeling that Ser Barristan Selmy from Game of Thrones/ A song of Ice and Fire is heavily based on William. I have basically copied it to this blog and linked to the website as it is a great site and you should check it out.

Hope you enjoy it!

William Marshal – History’s greatest Knight?

William Marshal lived from 1147-1219, from the reign of King Stephen through to Henry III. He was born into the anarchy of the civil war between Stephen and Matilda and died after the First Baron’s War and the establishment in 1215 of the Magna Carta. But just being there between these two huge events in English history is not enough to merit importance, so just why is William Marshal so significant? William MarshalMost of what we know about his life derives from L’Histoire de Guillaume le Marechal or ‘The History of William Marshal’, a poem commissioned by his eldest son and written in 1226 by a man who claimed to have known Marshal in his prime, and believed to be the first medieval biography of a layman who was not a King. It depicts the two extremes of medieval society, for forty years William was a landless knight who frequented tournaments and he who died as the Earl of Pembroke and the regent of the whole of England. He served five Angevin kings and is arguably responsible for saving the Plantagenet dynasty which would survive for another 250 years. Yet he was not popular with chroniclers. Was this due to his low birth or because of the gaps in his life that have still not been filled? Despite being close to so many kings during some very big moments in medieval history, the story of William Marshal is a curiously neglected source. It is however a great source for well-informed aristocratic opinion and sheds light on chivalry, tournaments, warfare and more, making them real institutions for us to see. This article will examine William’s life and lead to the understanding that William Marshal was unique in his time and an important player in English history. Much more important than historians of the medieval period have given him credit for. The uneventful early life Empress MatildaWilliam was born in 1147, the fourth son to John FitzGilbert, Marshal of King Stephen’s court. John Marshal was of no importance in the political structure and had no notable land. It is possibly one of these reasons that made him turn his back on Stephen and take sides with Matilda (pictured). This betrayal is certainly not condemned in the biography and should not be seen as unique during the time of the anarchy. But all of this led to John Marshal being besieged by Stephen and forced to surrender his five-year-old son, William, as hostage. John Marshal told Stephen that he did not care for his son’s safety and that he could easily make other sons. John then broke the truce, directly endangering his son’s life. William was only saved by his youthful innocence; King Stephen admired the young boy and spared him his life. After this, William spent his childhood like a regular boy of the lower nobility. He found his way into the household of his cousin, William de Tancarville, the Chamberlain of Normandy. He was known to be idle and made a name for himself by how much he could eat, drink and sleep. From about 1167, William made a name for himself in tournament circles. Tournaments in the twelfth century were not the romantic affairs we might imagine. But, although brutal, knights were not meant to seriously hurt their opponent; yet they taught men how to fight and prepared them for war. The aim was to capture and ransom your opponent. William excelled and became popular through his performances. During this time William stopped a noblewomen running away with a monk, which would have been a shameful and definitely criminal act for the pair. William enjoyed the experience of being seen as a form of knightly law enforcer. He would have carried on in this role for the rest of his life, going into tournaments and getting rewards without ever writing his name into history if it was not for a tragedy. He was with his uncle, Earl Patrick of Salisbury, in France, helping put down a rebellion by the de Lusignan family when they were ambushed and his uncle murdered. In a fit of rage, William fought many of his attackers but was taken prisoner. Although badly injured, he survived the ordeal. Eleanor of Aquitaine, whom they were defending and arguably the most famous Queen of the Middle Ages, ransomed him and eventually returned him to her husband, England’s Henry II, and, more importantly, the household of their 13-year-old son, Henry, the heir apparent. Serving the Angevins Henry IIIn 1270, Henry II (pictured) crowned his son as a king. Known as Henry the Young King, Henry was obsessed with tournaments rather than politics. He spent a lot of money chasing glory. And it was with the Young King and his friends that William Marshal found his home. It would have been a match made in heaven. William was head of his household and there to teach the young king the chivalric ways of knighthood. To show how well respected William became during this time, it was him that knighted the young king. During this time, Henry and his brothers constantly rebelled against their father, demanding real power. This would have been the first taste William had of divided loyalties – to who did he owed his allegiance. If he was to aid the rebellion he was revolting against the king; not to aid it was going against the man he was sworn to and the man who would one day be king. It was around this time that William made enemies at court. They spread rumours that he had been sleeping with the wife of Henry the young King. He refuted the claims and demanded a trial by combat but, nonetheless, was kicked out of court. William Marshal was barely on the aristocratic scene for long and was already in what seemed similar to a modern day soap opera. But it was during this time William found his worth, and his calling. Without anyone to serve, William frequented the tournaments and was offered lucrative contracts by powerful men such as the Count of Flanders and the Duke of Burgundy. It was the ability in tournaments that had made him desirable. Tournaments were like modern day sports are today, the rich paid for the best performers to be on their team. However, William rejected this in favour of going alone. By 1183 Henry II was in another quarrel with his son, and William decided to re-join the court. He asked permission from Henry to join his son against him, and, surprisingly, Henry allowed it. The king may have hoped that William would use his influence to stop his son’s revolt. However, in 1183, Henry the Young King, aged 28, died of illness, causing much grief to his father and friend. William was now to take part in something that no medieval story would be complete without, a crusade. Not a major crusade, but his own one in the honour of Henry the Young King. This is also the most intriguing part of reading the History of William Marshal, as quite simply nothing is said about it. The trip to the Holy Land is unrecorded, maybe because it was too personal to write or simply because he did not reveal what happened to anyone who could relay it after his death. All we know is that William achieved in two years what most knights had done in seven. And that it was during this time he linked up with the most famous group of knights, the Knights Templar. The omission of this period is most disappointing to historians wanting to learn about the crusades as William was in the Levant just before the 1187 Battle of Hattin, a major turning point in history. But Henry II had paid for William’s crusade, and on his return accepted him into his own household. Remarkably he swiftly promoted William through his personal ranks into one of his most important advisors, promising him something that would change William’s life forever – a wealthy heiress for a wife. Isabel de Clare was the heiress to a vast amount of land in southern Wales and Ireland. To marry her would make him Earl of Pembroke CastlePembroke, one of the richest and most powerful men in the western world. William, in his forties, was about to be married to an 18-year-old. Unlike many medieval age gap marriages however, this match turned into a classical love story, a love that would stay strong right up until their deaths. (Pictured: Pembroke Castle). Earl and Regent, defender of the realm It was also at the end of Henry II’s reign that William was involved in one of his most important yet not fully appreciated moments of his life. During yet another rebellion by the king’s sons, William was helping Henry retreat to safety and charged at the heir to the throne, Richard, killing his horse from under him. This could have easily gone wrong for William – not only could he have killed the king’s eldest son, he had now attacked the future king, the man he would have to serve and obey to keep his newly-found status. When, in 1189, Henry died, William’s friends feared for his safety, The new king, Richard I, the Lionheart, confronted him about almost killing him. The marshal replied that he did not try to kill him and had struck precisely where he meant to. Fortunately for William, Richard favoured loyalty, and certainly needed it during his crusade. William spent Richard’s reign in England, helping run the kingdom and oppose the king’s brother, John, who was vying for the crown. William also showed how useful he was when England had to pay a significant ransom to get Richard out of jail. So far William had been a famous knight, a loyal servant, and a medieval police office amongst other things; it was during John’s reign however that William’s fortunes rose even further and is why we know so much about his life. King JohnKing John (reigned 1199 to 1216, pictured) would prove to be William’s and England’s biggest challenge yet. John was harsh towards his barons, much to William annoyance. The king was weary of William’s power and paranoid of nearly everyone. He isolated himself and caused William much grief. King John had lost Normandy in 1204 and had failed to win it back; he had also been excommunicated by Pope Innocent III, and was uninspiring to his barons. William spent most of these years with his family in Ireland. In Leinster he created a thriving and economically successful area of land to the benefit all those who lived there. William proved himself to be an adept manager. After years of harsh treatment by John and being called a traitor, William Marshal was one of the only men who came to King John’s aid in 1211 when problems with the barons escalated. By 1215 King John had no choice but to sign one of the most important documents in history, the Magna Carta. The charter put the king below the law and not above it, as the Angevins had successfully done. But John quickly went back on the charter causing a civil war. The rebels invited the Dauphine, Louis, to England to take the throne for himself. In 1216, having lost ground in England, King John died. William Marshal stayed loyal until the end, and, according to the History, John’s final words were of William and his loyal service. William was almost a neutral baron during this period; he never rebelled against his anointed king, but had never identified himself with John’s harsh policies. This made him popular with both sides and first choice to become regent until John’s nine-year-old son, Henry, the future Henry III, came of age. William had reached the pinnacle of power; he had gone from the fourth son of a nobleman of no importance, to the ruler of the whole of England. But he had a mammoth task on his hands. Louis and the rebels had control over most of England but William’s years of experience helped him manage the situation well. He successfully gained the support of many neutral and rebellious barons. Then, in an event that sums up his incredible life story, he led the charge for the King against the rebels and French at the Battle of Lincoln in 1217. At the age of 70. The English won the battle and the civil war was swiftly won with a victory at sea, sealed by a treaty. On 24 May 1219, aged 72, and at the peak of his career, William Marshal, Earl of Pembroke and regent of England, died. He died a Knight’s Templar, making his life journey complete. Legacy At William Marshal’s eulogy, Stephen Langton, the Archbishop of Canterbury, called him the greatest knight who had ever lived while his final enemy, Philip II of France, also praised him. The life of William is often overlooked by many, especially as so many gaps exist in his story. But his importance is paramount. He was practically illiterate; and without being able to read and write either French or Latin, the languages of the courts, he still rose to the zenith of power. Historians also agree that if William had joined the rebellious barons, King John could easily have lost his throne, and English history would look very different today. William lived in a period marked by a variety of conflicts and military confrontations and some historians have discounted him as simply as a strong arm who owed his advancement to his ability in tournaments. However, he went through the households of the Chamberlains of Normandy, Eleanor of Aquitaine, Henry II, Richard I, John and finally Henry III. William was clearly a clever, well-measured man and a survivor. He survived a crusade, life-threatening injuries, had, in his fifties, singlehandedly lead a charge on a castle, and, aged 70, charged into battle. He had also survived the temperament of three of the most notoriously bad-tempered kings in English history. They had required his counsel due to his wisdom and discretion, but most importantly due to his honesty. He reprinted the Magna Carta in his regency, something not often mentioned. Ultimately, William could look towards death proud of his illustrious life and career, and his incredible achievement of honour over money.

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The concept of money

June 9, 2014 Comments off

Hi guys, it has been a while but I have been very busy. I will be moving to South Korea very soon so I hope that sums up how busy I have been over the past few months!!

I will also be in Camp NaNoWriMo in July so my time will be even more scarce.

Anyway, as the blog says, now for something completely different…….

By now you know I am an odd one and something that I have been thinking about lately is money. And no, not that I want more money or I want to buy the latest cars/games consoles as I am not one of these ‘live for materials’ people. I have been thinking of the actual reason for money and the way it is pointless and ruins humanity. Come on now, think about it, the universe has been around for billions of years, the earth had sustained life for millions and it is beautiful. For roughly 3,000 years a species on one planet has destroyed that world, murdered others and countless other crimes, for money. I mean what is money anyway?         Well. Money is ultimately everything and nothing because we believe it is. We believe the most civilized system is to allow 1% to have everything and the rest to ‘literally’ starve based on this concept. Yes, it has been good in some places, basically speeding up many things in the modern world, but has it really been worth it? We are now controlled by a few people in governments and banks that ultimately have the final say in everything in our life. It is these people who tell you to fight in the war or decide you will not be able to eat tonight, whilst paying themselves heavily with this currency.

I am not a communist or a traditional anarchist. But I do find it very interesting that people jump to those conclusions when another person thinks exploitation and slavery is wrong. I mean, communism and anarchy is wrong, just as wrong in fact as what we currently call civilized society and that false sense of freedom. (Come on let’s face it, you are not free in any sense of the word). Governments and others brainwash you into a system. You are born, you become ‘educated’, meaning you become who they want you to become. This carefully planned education helps you get a job, get married and live a ‘civilized’ quiet life, only to produce children to go into the system again. Maybe along the way you struggle to pay bills, never own your own house as someone else owns it and you never really get to travel. But best case scenario the status quo remains, the worst case scenario the rich get richer whilst the poor become poorer.

Again, you have to ask yourself why?

Why are you working from 9-6 everyday of your life, and not enjoying the world. No one knows why we are on this planet, but no matter what the purpose of life is, it certainly is not to sit in an office and stare at walls. Multi-national companies have now also cemented their way into the top of this tree. They fund governments and banks in order to get away with things and to have influence over our lives. (The first major one was  the East Indian company and what an evil corrupt bunch they were!)

Money is not real! It has grown into something it should never have been. It has also become the biggest thing dividing the human species today. A made up theory of what things are worth and what you should do for them. Money is after all as real as the Lord of the rings. Although when you think about it that story is based on rings that several civilizations believe holds power and value so they fight and die over it and ultimately they have no power apart from greed and exploitation ……. wait? This sounds like the last few centuries of our own history. I am not analyzing the great works of J.R.R Tolkien but maybe he knew this all along.

The Church and other religions ended up really just becoming another greed power house. Which was ironic when you consider they aimed to define money as worthless (which it truly is) and only ended up becoming rich, exploiters themselves. The majority of wars have happened based on one group of ‘wealthy’ people disagreeing with another. So to sum up, and I mean really think about this, from the moment you are born in modern civilized society, you are not considered a human. You are considered firstly by the different class you fall into based on the wealth you are born into. Working class, Middle class, upper class. These are all fake too, another fake concept made to ultimately divide us against each other. From the moment you are born you are important to the government of your country due to how much tax you may pay one day. You pay to eat, to drink, to survive, for tax, to buy things, to trade, for education, for healthcare etc.

You cannot change this system because the people at the top hold this power and will stop this from changing by making you believe in the system. King’s decided what to do with your money, and now political parties debate what to do with your money, only to do whatever they want to or whatever is in their best interest, without allowing you to question the concept in the first place. 

Things have happened in the past to attempt to help this 1% vs 99% before, such as social welfare reform and trade unions. But all this has really done is strengthen the false differences between a human born into wealth or who becomes wealthy against those who are not. This is because ultimately you cannot help people in a system without questioning the very mechanism of the system itself, the concept of money. 

What do we add in its place you ask? I am not 100% sure. I am not an expert, and those that are will only say ‘nothing’ as they become wealthy for this in the system. However there are many alternatives, I am going to explore a few of them in my upcoming novel and by the nature of it this will take a few years to be completed as it just keeps growing.

I am not saying that the concept of money and wealth in today’s world hasn’t always been so tragically bad. I am also not suggesting that everyone with money is an arse, but I am saying we need to start thinking about this. We need to start change. To highlight this issue the US has more than enough food to feed the whole world 100 times over, yet millions are dying of starvation. Do you ever ask why? Exactly. It comes down to those that control food supplies, the ones with money.

If modern education has done something right, it has given us the ability to think, to realize something is not right or to find out why. So why can’t we use this to think out of the box. Why do we spend our life pursuing monetary gain and wealth and not enjoying life and the world. If this is not true, why do people on their deathbeds regret spending too much time at work and not enough actually enjoying being alive. Why is everyone either a Capitalist and if they disagree with this ridiculous system they are a communist or a socialist or even a ‘hippie’? Why can’t we be humanists? Or something new (unless someone coined this before me in which case I apologize), Earthist.

Who really killed Robb Stark?

February 8, 2014 2 comments

While I will warn that many spoilers are coming this way about the world of Game of Thrones, I will not apologise for the title, as you would not be able to get away from this even if you don’t watch the show!

Anyway, everyone knows he is dead. All you have to do is read or watch the first season where he becomes King of the North to know he dies. But what shocks everyone is how he dies! Murdered by several Frey crossbowmen and Roose Bolton, the second most powerful man in the North. What shocks most people is the fact it happens mid way through a Storm of Swords, and the fact George R.R. Martin goes to special lengths to tell you that now Robb has eaten at the twins he is safe under the sacred guest laws. While this makes the Frey’s and the Bolton’s the two most detestable families in Westeros, just how much of this murder was down to them? Well lets look at all those responsible…..

1) Tywin Lannister  

                                Without Tywin Lannister’s input , Robb Stark would certainly still be alive. In the show Tywin is unknowingly defending his home Casterly Rock, by plotting this shocking event. But in reality he is just using an opportunity to kill an enemy. As hand of the king he promises the safety of House Frey (which is evidently not possible) and gives them Riverrun, the home of the Tullys. He also grants Roose Bolton the title of Warden on the North. Without these, of course Robb Stark would not have been killed. But then, surely if someone started writing to you asking you to kill your king, the man you fought for and was meant to love, you would not just go ahead and do it for the promise of power. Even if your king broke his promise to marry your daughter, cold-blooded murder is not the answer. Even in Westeros. There has to be more at work here than a powerful man seducing less powerful ones.

Guilt rating 7/10

2) Theon Greyjoy 

Possibly the most detested character in season two, Theon certainly had his part to play in Robb Stark’s murder. If it wasn’t for Theon’s betrayal Robb would never have been at the twins in the first place. As you know he was at the Twins to get support for the attack on Moat Cailin and the following rescue of the North from the Ironmen. As that is what a King does when he loses his Kingdom, tries to win it back. He doesn’t plan to take a castle that has never been taken and is meant to be impenetrable with fewer men than he could even hope to muster. (Thanks HBO for making Robb Stark not a believable character, I mean you are meant to love a King that doesn’t even jump straight back to save his Kingdom). But enough of that, he was great in the books, and this is about Theon. He attacked Winterfell, got rid of the Stark boys and allowed Ramsay Snow an opportunity to secretly betray the Starks and kill Rodrik. (Theon beheads Rodrik in the show). Without this the Starks keep the North, Ramsay doesn’t betray the Starks on Roose’s orders and Robb is not present at a red wedding.

Although saying all this Theon does get tortured for one and a bit years by Ramsay. And does become a character you really pity. But still, shame on him!

Guilt rating 9/10

3) Catelyn Stark                                

She is here for one reason. Jaimie Lannister. She let him go, thinking somehow her daughters will be able to return to her from this secret trade. Whilst the journey does change Jaimie in many ways, it was nearly impossible for him to make it home in the first place (without the help of Roose Bolton, in yet another betrayal). What she really does is allow Tywin Lannister the freedom to plot Robb’s murder and allows Roose to see how weak Robb is as a king. Yet again, without this Robb is not betrayed and does not die as if anything would happen to him, Tywin would fear the death of his son.

However due to the fact she does all these things in order to protect and save her children, believes two of them are dead, sees her eldest son murdered in front of her eyes and then brutally murdered herself, it would be extremely harsh to blame her for his death.

Guilt rating 6/10 

4) Robb Stark 

Unfortunately I had to consider the man himself. For quite simply, being an idiot. I mean, he trusts Theon to bring him an army from a family who hate him. He marries the westerling girl from the Lannister’s ranks and betrays his oath. (Marries a random foreigner in the show). Even though he previously stated how important it is to keep oaths and honour. HOWEVER by marrying Jayne he is technically doing the honourable thing in his books. But it does lead to his death, quite how his father’s honour led to his.

However, blaming the king in the north for his own slaughter is a bit extreme, especially how he was only at the twins in order to flank Moat Cailin and retake the north. However he does take some responsibility for being a total tit.

Guilt rating 5/10

P.S. People who watch the TV show don’t know this but Robb actually married a Lannister girl, and she wasn’t murdered, in fact she is still well and alive. But she also didn’t have a hand in the red wedding and was murdered.

5) Melisandre and Stannis

Well, how are these two responsible for the red wedding I hear you ask? One answer. R’hllor. There are many Gods in Westeros and even more in Essos, but only two of the religions really seem to have any power. The Lord of Light R’hllor and the old Gods of the north that the Starks worship. But up to now in the show we have only seen R’hllor’s power. He has brought back Beric 6 times from death, and given Melisandre demon babies. Both scary concepts. But what makes these guys to blame is what happens directly before Robb Stark’s death, actually I think it happened a few pages before the red wedding, (correct me if I am wrong) and certainly takes place in the episode before it on HBO. They used Edric Storm’s blood and named the Usurper Robb Stark. Soon after he was dead. Coincidence? Definitely not!!!

Guilt Rating 10/10

P.S It is Gendry’s blood they use in the show as HBO wanted to yet again ruin something. Although it kind of worked, if you don’t consider one the plot changes from a dance with dragons.

6) Jaimie Lannister

Started the whole thing by pushing Bran out of the window. Also behind the deaths of both of Lord Karstark’s sons. Also told Roose Bolton to give Robb Stark his regards. And of course Roose Bolton says, ‘Jaimie Lannister sends his regards’ as he plunges his knife into his heart. However, the Jaimie Lannister in a Storm of Swords and the one after his journey to Kings Landing is arguably the best character in the series.

Guilt Rating  6/10

7)Roose Bolton and Walder Frey

They committed the slaughter, betrayed the king. Special mention must go out to Walder Frey, takes revenge for someone breaking an oath to him by breaking an even more powerful one! He also takes the blame,  breaks the sacred guest laws, etc etc. But it took more than two jealous lords who wanted more power. All I can say is come on Wyman Manderly!!!!  

Guilt Rating 9/10

Result, it was clearly R’hllor. The Fire God is scary as hell!!

Well, Season 4 is now upon us and it will be even better than season 3! Seriously I have not read a book better than a Storm of Swords! And I have read a lot of books!!

But do not worry folks, I am going to give Game of Thrones a rest for a while, my next post will not be Westeros related!!

Happy New Year!

December 30, 2013 Comments off

A new year, new reflections, new goals. 

Wow, another year is over, can anyone actually believe it? Time is going so fast.

A new year is arguably the best time to look back at the past few months and assess what has happened in your life. To be honest quite a lot has happened in mine, finished a relationship with a girl that I was mad about. That really hit me hard. Finished three amazing years at university where I made so many life long friendships and have some great memories. I also moved into Mansfield for a job (not the best decision I ever made). I have also gambled big and moved straight out of home after finishing university, the independence is amazing! But it gets tough at the same time!

I received news towards the end of the year that will make my dream future more achievable and has meant 2014 will be a very big year. After all what we really need in life is hope. At this moment in time I am working in a job I hate, for a reason many of us will understand. Bills. Bills, bills, bills. They govern life and they suck! I am not however, one of these people to sit around and complain about their life and attempt to do nothing about it! But I also do not believe in New Years Resolutions. They do not work, you will always give up. Why? Because if you want to change your life or something inside it you would not wait until the calendar changed to do it, you would do it straight away. This is why I have my own take on the turn of the new year.

Instead of pointless resolutions I have goals that I want to have reached by this time next year. The reason I say 2014 is a very big year for me, is not a cliché. Too many people say this, but the truth is, every year is a big one for everyone! Look back on every year in your life for a few years (if you have a decent memory) and name me one year that nothing happened of note, no new or end of relationships, new or old jobs, or travels. Or anything  that changed your life! But back to the point, the reason 2014 is a big year for me is because I have so much planned for it that I want to achieve. I actually plan to write a blog post this exact day next year to tell you, and myself, how well I have got on.

I want to carry the fitness programme I am on, and I want it to have really gone well in a years time. I want to have started my masters degree and really be on the road to a great career. On top of this I want to be in another part-time job. Real progress has to be made on learning how to drive, I can no longer put this off! One thing that is nagging me is my writing, I am very creative and have many ideas but I do not sit down and put them on paper. I want to mend this by blogging at least twice a month and starting a big fantasy novel which is just growing and growing inside my head. I will actually put a few scenes on here too. I also want to go abroad, this will either be for a few months working or for a month going around Europe. Either way, travelling out of the United Kingdom for a while is certainly going to happen in 2014! Last but not least (although I have probably left a few things out) I would love to learn a language, this could either be revisiting German which I have a foundation in, or go completely new like Hindi!

Maybe I can learn to cook a bit too. Who knows!

But most importantly I hope that everyone has a great new year! May everything you wish to achieve become yours through hard work and dedication! After all what we all need is to work hard for ourselves and have bit of luck!

Happy New Year for 2014!!!

Breaking the norm?

October 3, 2013 Comments off

Warning, contains spoilers of Breaking Bad!

Hi all, on Sunday the last ever episode of Breaking Bad aired and initial ratings show that over 10 million people watched it in the US on AMC (a very high TV rating). And without a doubt it deserved its praise by critics and fans that has led to some calling it the greatest show ever. Since 2008 it has grown its fan base into what its creator Vince Gilligan could never have imagined. It has been the show that everyone was talking about. In fact even I started watching this off the word of someone else, it has been the show that grew from audience promotion, mainly because people could not believe how good the show was. Not that people doubted Gilligan’s ability, they just could not get enough of Walter White‘s exploits.

It was not only an original show, it broke the normality for top TV shows. It had no genre type, a person who liked fantasy could sit alongside a romanticist and a horror fan and all would enjoy this. There was nothing this was based on however, no book, no historical event, no person. This was original. Not many TV shows can say that nowadays. After every episode you had to tell your friends about it, more to the point, if they did not like you going on, it made you even more determined to talk about it. But then, there have been many incredible moments in the show right from day one. It also gave TV viewers something unique, they had no idea how to feel about the main protagonist. You think you are meant to like him, he is doing this for his family. But then he lets a girl choke to death, which unwittingly causes a plane to later crash, poisons children and gets old men to blow themselves up in retirement homes. Although this makes for great television, the main character turns so dark that viewers are constantly changing their opinion of him. One thing was certain however, Bryan Cranston made Heisenberg look a real bad ass.

It was going so well for him though, he was free from danger after killing Gus and dealing with the aftermath. He even pulled off the greatest train robbery we will ever see on television. Everything was fine until  he decided to kill Mike. That really disappointed me but then the big break happened, the moment we waited well over 50 episodes for. Hank, his brother-in-law DEA Agent found out the truth. The year wait after that was universally unbearable! But then, one 8 episode half season later and we had just witnessed a TV show passing into the book of legends.

Nothing wrenched our hearts more than seeing Hank being killed in front of Walt and then Walt turning on Jesse so viciously. The only certainty we had during these seasons was that Walter White really cared about Jesse. Yes he loved manipulating him, but you feel he also loved him as a son. But to see him finally explain about Jane. Wow. And that was the episode that just kept on giving, a TV show that was slow paced at times really sped it self up within moments. Hank was dead, Jesse was a prisoner, Walt was fighting with his family and he kidnapped his own daughter. The game was up. What most people do not know is that the episode was named after a famous set of poems by Percy Shelley and Horace Smith. Ozymandias, about a fallen empire, was the most fitting name for that episode. Heisenberg’s empire had crumbled into the sand in the desert. Cranston read out this poem for the trailer of the last 8 episodes, but we did not need this kind of clue to know what would happen, we knew his world would crumble. While the next episode did not live up to the previous one, and I do not even think it is possible to do so, it did provide us with a few closures.

Comedy was always big for the show and went hand in hand with the darkness of it all and the face of that comedy was arguable Saul Goodman. In fact this has been highlighted by the fact a spin off show has been commissioned for his character. Here’s to hoping they name it  ‘Better Call Saul‘. We see the end of Saul however, his leaving of the show, and at the same time we finally learn more about the man who can make anyone disappear with a new life. We also see the end of Walt’s relationship with his son. But the episode ends as they all did, you really wanted more. He is ready to go home. He can not redeem himself but he saves Jesse, and how he kills Jack’s Neo-Nazi gang is amazing. But considering Jack and Todd both killed off Brock and his mother, it was only a half victory. Walt died too but it was not unexpected. What was truly incredible however was how he finally admitted to his wife that he done it all for him, because it made him feel alive. Here we finally see his true motives. No one truly believed he was making millions of dollars for his children to go to college, after one cook he would have made more than that. Here was a man that got carried away, and we got taken with him.

All loose ends were tied up in the finale, even badger and skinny pete had their say. And while many critics question whether Ozymandias was the greatest episode of television ever written most agree that the show it self was one of the greatest. The writing and the character development, particularly of Walter White, but also of Jesse and Walt’s wife Skyler were some of the best ever seen on the screen. The show ended perfectly and won this years Emmy’s, while it is favourite to win it next year also, lets hope that we do not have to wait too long for Saul Goodman’s spin off which will most likely be as original as its parent. Hopefully we will see a bit more of Mike and Gus too.

But most of all, the question that is on every Breaking Bad fans mind may have a chance to be answered. Just what the hell happened to Huell???

Brilliant ways to troll people with quotes

September 26, 2013 Comments off

Hi all, it has been a very long time since my last post, but I am back now after being so busy for so long. I have decided to write a post that is something completely different to what I have done before. (Goes with the blog name too I guess).

So….. We have all been there, you are in mid conversation and then randomly you find yourself thinking of a famous quote from a TV show or film and you could easily throw it in at this point. But you don’t. It’s okay though, you say, as nobody likes a smug troll, and after all they have killed your quotes with those ‘memes’ that plague everyone and everything online. I feel like I should highlight to you some incredible trolling quotes and when to use them. All hope is not lost. It will also remind you of your total insanity. Which I know you know you have.

First of all, Game of Thrones, not the book although that is awesome. The HBO show. Many quotes arise from this show. My favourite is the most recent one however, ‘there’s a beast inside every man, and it stirs when he puts a sword in his hand.’ A very popular quote, people like to change it to, ‘there’s a spoiler in every comment, and it stirs when you put a keyboard in his hand.’ Very true for any person who watches trailers on YouTube, DO NOT read the comments. Without lagging too much on Thrones, ‘spoilers is coming’ or anything else ‘is coming’ would sound great. In fact my university have even turned to trolling with an advert saying simply, ‘Grad Ball is coming.’ The show has many great quotes that you could troll but now I will move on to what most people consider its father.

The Lord of the Rings has my favourite troll quote of all time. Imagine all the times you have turned up late for something, or you believe you are going to be late for something. Next time you are accused of being late respond with, ‘A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO!’     The person you are talking to will hopefully be so confused he accepts the fact you are a wizard. Unless he calls for you to be sectioned, or he’s your boss and he fires you. But it would have been worth the laughs! Strangely enough you probably thought, ‘one does not simply’ would appear here, and you would be right, it just did. When you get into those awkward situations in staircases or supermarket isles where you are both constantly trying to pass each other but going the same way. This time, don’t let it phase out and timidly say sorry and walk on. Make it linger, stamp your feet and yell, ‘YOU SHALL NOT PASS!’ You will receive some real insanity points there. Also if you know anyone taking a test or exam some time soon, it would be nice to yell that to them. Other quotes to use include, ‘NOT THE BEARD!’ which is to be screamed at friends who have recently shaved off their beard and telling people that ‘many of these trees were my friends’, while they are trying to read in the library. There are many more quotes you can use from the great LOTR but the only other major one which I cannot let you forget is for the days when you have something major to do, but you really cannot be bothered to move. ‘There may come a day when (insert what you should be doing) but it is not this day, THIS DAY WE SLACK!’ P.S. if you want to venture into Remi Gaillard territory and end up arrested for your trolling, you could walk up to someone carrying a bad and tell them, ‘I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you!’ and then calmly pick them up on your shoulder and walk off. This is however, likely to have repercussions  possibly involving the police.

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The film Gladiator may have won many Oscars, but I cannot help laugh at the moment he throws his sword and yells, are you not entertained. In fact at the end of everything you watch or read you can always imagine Russell Crowe throwing his sword and yelling it, as if the people who created or wrote it want your approval. But also, if you are about to witness someone do a presentation, instead of giving them a traditional, ‘you can do it’ prep talk, why not tell them, ‘win the crowd, win your freedom’. If you are the one doing the presentation end with, ‘are you not entertained!’ Special note….. this may change peoples’ opinion on how your presentation went. From The Mummy, that someone over rated film with Brendan Fraser, you could always annoy people at the library again by yelling, ‘NOOO, you must not read from the book!’

One of my favourite ever films, Toy Story, gives us so many chances to make funny quotes. For example when in an argument with a friend who is pretending to be somebody they are not (it does happen), it is your duty to bring them back to reality. But what better way to do that then to shake them by the shoulders like woody would and tell them that they are a toy, a child’s playful. Also, when asked if you are sure about something (this actually happens almost daily when thinking about it) you could easily reply with, ‘I’m Buzz Lightyear I’m always sure!’

Braveheart teaches us how to troll sweet shops. When watching someone trying to decide to buy a chocolate etc, tell them that ‘every man dies, not every man truly lives’, and then walk off as if you’re Dynamo (the magician). This could also in the long run get you a job in the shop. There are almost countless amounts of TV shows and films you can use quotes from for funny purposes, you could even use an entire show like Spartacus and talk like you are in the show. (Very awesome and unique dialogue). Or from the great Liam Neeson film (the man has many), Taken, always say ‘good luck’ as if you are Marko from Tropoje.

Last but not least, no matter where you are, you could even be at tea with the Queen, if you hear the word ‘madness’ thrown out there, it is every mans duty to, ‘Madness?? THIS IS SPARTA!‘, that unfortunate person.

If you can think of any let me know, or if you have not seen anything that I have mentioned but you have your own, let me know!